Making the Least of Life by Minnie Mumm
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.The man also wanted custody of his
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls and I can’t do anything to stop ’em itching”.The Doc says, “I can see the problem and I’ll fix it for ya”So the Doc pulls out a pair of scissors and tells the Midget to close
My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: “I’ve got smoke
Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm
JOKESGALORE NEWS FLASH10 – 29 – 2001:Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in one of the neighborhoods in Cleveland, Ohio.Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained.Police Officials have detained the following terrorists on civil unrest issues:1: Bin Sleepin2:
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at night. When I’m in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that I won’t hear the baby if he falls out of the crib at night. What should I do?””Easy,” said the doctor. “Just take