Hair Disorders by Dan Druff
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host’s three-year-old girl stared at her father’s boss sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food from staring.The man checked his tie, felt his face for food,
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphyllis.”The patient wants to know if there’s a cure, to which the Doctor responds,”We have to keep you in a hospital room and feed you nothing butpancackes.””Why only pancackes?”, asks
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for “minimal lettuce.” He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?A: It’s his photo ID.Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?A: Nothing – “yet”.Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?A: B-52…F-16…B-1…Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?A: Duck.Q:
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear tothe wall and listen. The doctor would watch this guy do this day afterday. So the doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to,so he put his ear up to the wall
I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to