According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, “Wash. Biol. Surv.” until the agency received the following letter
Pain and Sorry by Anne Guish
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, “Press bell for night watchman.”She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to go to see an eye doctor. He goes in to see the doctor,and the doctor said, “All right, let’s check you out. You sit down hereon this stool. You put your right hand over your right
Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 11 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 175-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 25,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the copier with the shredder.
A Call for Assistance by Linda Hand
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult to “mark” every website they visit.Can’t help attacking the screen when they hear “You’ve Got Mail.”Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they’re browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.Keep bruising noses trying to catch