The Laser Weapon by Ray Gunn
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn’t believe in retaliation:1. Engage in conversation, and ask if military force is appropriate.2. When he says “No,” ask, “Why not?”3. Wait until he says something to the effect of “Because that would just
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken?Sister: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.
He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!
Garden Water Features by Lily Pond
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W. said, “I hate all the dumb George W. jokes people tell about me.”Wise Old Cheney, feeling sorry for his old boss kid, said sage-like, “Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to her senses, the doctor approaches her bed and says:”I’m sorry to tell you, Mrs. Smith, that your baby has some serious problems.” “What problems, doctor? I mean, when it arrives, I’ll love it. It’s my child