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Watcha Gonna Be Son?

An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new grandson.The old man looks at his son and asks…”Son, have you found out what that boy of yers is gonna be yet when he grows up?”The man curls his eyebrows and asks “huh?”The old man gets

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After years of psychotherapy…

After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and afriend came across a chicken, and John was terrified.”Why are you so afraid, you’re not a grainof wheat after all,” his friend asked.John replied, “You know it and I know it,but the

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Something Fishy Here!

LIFE UNDER THE SEAWhat is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish eat dogfish world? Is everyone united for a common porpoise? Or do they all split off in their own special groupers? Well, one tragic story indicates it’s not so perfect down there.There was once a brilliant

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Most dentists chairs go up and down…

Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went back and forwards.I thought, “This is unusual.”The dentist said to me, “Mr. Owens, get out of the filing cabinet.”