Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you’re going to want to shoot it.
There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole — he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole — fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again. A man
Modern Haircuts by Sean Head
Thoughts From Women About Being A WomanThe hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.* Helen Hayes (at 73)I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrow.* Janette BarberThings are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.* Lily
Women are like computers — even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
One idiot said to the other, “You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can’t.
The Garlic Eater by I Malone