“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man’s broken leg.”Well, doc, 25 years ago…””Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.””Like I was saying… 25 years ago, when I first started working on thefarm, that night, right after
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don’t you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I’m, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.
I am not guilty – Wai Hang Mi
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate it to the class the next day.When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, since
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation.”It’s terrible,” she said, “I haven’t moved my bowels in a week.””I see. Have you done anything about it?” asked the doctor.”Naturally,” she replied, “I sit in the bathroom for a half- hourin the morning
Boy: Do you have fever? Girl: No, why? Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!
The Modern Police Force by Iris Tew