Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they’ll use a non-disposable diaper too!
Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye.She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose!The restaurant owner comes storming out
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted speed limit. Since he’s in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead ofa ticket. So, he asks the man his name.”Fred,” he
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
They have arrived – Hia Dei Kum
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge asked him to explain his actions.”Your Honor,” replied the defendant, “that man represented me in a bitter divorce. One day he said my property settlement hearing was about to be held. The judge would decide that