Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can’t afford new lightbulbs — unless they’re a legitimate business expense.
Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2. Nice legs…what time do they open?3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.4. You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?5. Can I buy you a drink
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When did you first notice this problem?What problem?
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.
Stay out of sight – Lei Lo
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.