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Shipwrecked!

A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an island and had already been there for awhile.One morning the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled – “Stop fucking her down there!””What’s the matter with you?” asked the husband after the sailor came back

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Men vs. Women

Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that. But now we have conculsive proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged: RELATIONSHIPS: First, a man does not call a relationshipo a relationship – he

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Q: How many

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes.

The traffic ticket.

A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for a minor traffic summons.He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear

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Politically Correct Feminine Terminology

Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a girl but was afraid that youwould offend the person standing near you?…NOT. Well, if you are, thenhere are some alternatives to some popular phrases.I found them on a poster, but I don’t remember which one.She is

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