My brother’s one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he’s a six-foot-six billposter.
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own firearms. Unfortunately, such exposure can affect one’s self-image. This test is offered in the hopes of putting these false images into a more proper perspective. Please circle your answers to each below: 1. What is the
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done — they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it’s supposed to be done!
Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa’s.
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.”I got in a tiff with Riley”, whispered Kelly to the beertender.”Riley? He’s just a wee fellow,” the barkeep said surprised.”He must have had
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It’s probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.