Dad: Don’t be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was looking for. During an inspection of the property, however, he found a hive of bees.He told the owner that he was deathly afraid of bees, and there was no way he could consider this piece of
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the “Bluffer’s Guide to Changing Lightbulbs.”
Little Brother: I’m going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby.”Stop! You can’t do this!” exclaimed the brother.”And why not?” asked Stan. “Don’t you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?”Stan said nothing.The
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Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when they’re done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.