Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where’s your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He’s my half-brother now!
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into a man” then the doctor says, ” Now hold onlittle lady what makes you think that you’re turning into a man?” “Well” said the woman “I’m starting to grow hair on my chest” and thenthe doctor
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said ‘shake well before using.’
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.We take English for granted. But
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.