Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn’t it more romantic in the dark?
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk.”Well they feel a bit tight,” replies the man.The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and at the man’s feet. “Try pulling the tongue
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent down and said to her privates… “I know you haven’t been getting much lately…but I didn’t know you were so worried about it!”
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don’t know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it’s just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn’t know
Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are real and provide proof that a “better idiot” can be invented.”Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?””Do you have that book by Rushdie: ‘Satanic Nurses’?” (Actual title: “Satanic Verses”)”I
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don’t change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they’re out.