Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters.
Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her. “To remove that vibrator,” said the doctor, “I’m going to have to perform a very long and delicate operation.” “I don’t think I can afford that,” said Sally. “Could you just replace the batteries?”
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No — on second thoughts, make that two. Is that okay with you?
Michael: It’s hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can’t bear to stop talking.
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the first stop, he picked up a fat little girl. Grover asked, “What’s your name?” “Patty” she replied. She had a seat in the back of the bus.On the next stop there was a handicapped boy named
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.” The clerk gestures with his finger. “Can you come this way?” “If I could come that way,” the woman says, “I wouldn’t need the batteries.”