(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the NationText from Clinton’s Address to the Nation if he were on truth serum.10.16 P.m. ET (0216 GMT) August 17, 1998Good evening.This afternoon in this room, from this chair, in this very spot, I was forced to
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative WritingProf Miller In-class Assignment for WednesdayToday we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story.The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the personsitting to his or her immediate right. One of
Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivityFrom students, it will be our policy to keep all students welltaught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING(S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any other school.
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses to why you can’t attend:I’D LOVE TO BUT…… I don’t want to leave my comfort zone. … I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary. … I have to answer all of
Rabbit’s Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It’s a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outsidehis burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter.Along comes a fox, out for a walk.Fox: “What are you working on?”Rabbit: “My thesis.”Fox: “Hmmm. What’s it about?”Rabbit: “Oh, I’m writing about how
Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: “Best place in town to take a leak.”In a Non-smoking area: “If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”On Maternity Room door: “Push, Push, Push.” On a Front