Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you a cop?
A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, ‘I hate my sister’s guts.’ ‘All right,’ said his mother, ‘I won’t put them in your sandwiches again.’
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.”Psychiatrist: “Don’t you have a phone in your car?”Blonde: “That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest.She lies down on the bed… just then, and elevated train passes by very
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a hinge.” The clerk says “Do you wanna screw for that hinge?” The woman says, “No, but I’ll blow you for the toaster.”
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None – they’d rather sit in the dark.