On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the leading historian of this great country. Out of curiosity I asked him how their county got it’s name.Below is his explanation…There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. “You know,” said the
Feminist’s Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, “I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and will turn back into a
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don’t like to change anything.
My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles.You have a shuttle called “Billy Joe Bob”.He refers to Klingons as “Critters”.He refers to Photon Torpedoes as “Popguns”.He has the sensor array repaired with a bent coathanger and aluminum
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower,
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.