A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.The brunette said, “We should go to Mars.”The redhead said, “We should go to the Moon.”The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Let’s see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who’s fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that brand
Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less) Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum,
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !