A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:”I am placed in the door and told when to jump.My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go.””But how do you
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things – the wife is missin,Didn’t ask – her permission,I’m wearin’ her clothes,Her silk pantyhose,Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.In the store – there’s a teddy,Little straps – like spaghetti,It holds me so tight,Like handcuffs at night,Walkin’ round
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there anything on you that you’d like tochange?”She said, “Yes. Could you get rid of this middle breast?”God snapped his fingers and it was done.She exclaimed, holding the third breast in her hand,”What am I going to
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind