Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses and all the kings menSaid fuck him! – he’s only an egg!Little boy blew Hey! He needed the money!
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They’re often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long after, they’re out for a walk and Bubba says, “Hey, Junior – there’s the NCO Club. Let’s you and me stop in and have us a drank.””But we’s privates,” protests Junior.”NO, we’s sergeants now,” says Bubba,
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with money 35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 48 a man with hair 66 a man
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!