How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !
How was the hamburger murdered? First it was ‘rolled,’ then smothered in onions
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long has this been going on?Girl: About a year. Doctor: Wow! Why didn’t you tell me sooner?Girl: Because we needed the eggs!
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One small boy’s reply went like this:We always spent Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. They used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarted and they moved to Arizona.They go to a big
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”