Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !
In what school subjects does the teacher say, ‘Well done, hamburgers’? A wide range of subjects – meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first visit to a big-city church.”When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began.”You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow.”I walked up the trail to the
Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.