3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all knitting garments for there respective babies.Suddnely the first expectant mother stops knitting, checks her watch, pulls a bottle of pills from her handbag and takes one…”What was that?”, the other two ask, curiously.”Calcium tablet.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.Doctor: What was your dream about?Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!Doctor: (giggles quitely) So… what is the scenery like?Blonde: I was running in a hall way.Doctor: Then what happened?Blonde: Well that’s the
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o’s Burger King!
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -“Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place.”Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there’s no necktie to be found.Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck,