Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man’s face. “What the heck did you do that for!?!” the man screams. “Well, you don’t have the hiccups anymore do you?”
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germany!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I know what the problem is.”I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in the carburetor.I thought for a moment, then said, “You know I don’t mean this badly, but you don’t