A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class.She quickly turned and asked, “What’s so funny Bobby?””Well teacher, I
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village. They seem to hit it off; they share each other’s values, enjoy the same jokes, and find pleasure in each other’s company.After a few months, the widower asks for the hand of the widow in marriage.
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they’re dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?’.Then the second Snake says
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.