Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine and
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for the Christmas period.
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes a seat and the guy goes up to the bar.The barman goes over to the guy and asks him what he wants, the guy replies”, I’ll have a bottle of bud and an orange juice for
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16 gallons instead of the usual quart,he rang the bell.”Sorry to bother you, ma’am,” he said, “but are you sureyou want sixteen gallons of milk today?””Oh, yes,” said the lady of the house. “I’m going to takea
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!