Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blow-job…Q: Did you hear about the queer burglar?A: He couldn’t blow the safe do he went down on the elevator…Q: Why is it so groovy to be a test tube baby?A:
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ? Because rolling stones gather no moths !
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills , but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.3. On the second day the knee was better,
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.She said…You wear briefs, don’t you?He said… Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said…Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left