Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.”My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,” says Little Red Riding Hood.The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained.”These fairways seem to be getting longer too,” said one of the others.”The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too,” said the
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist – “No! No! No!” 3.The Confused – “Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No!” 4.The Asthmatic – written rendition of gasping 5.The Sprinter – “Faster! Agh! Faster! Faster!” 6.The Religious – “Oh God! Oh God!