Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang it over your work station…I dare ya!1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.2. If it’s really a rush
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car?in the ?ten items or less? lane.You?ve stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your parents.You?ve found yourself discussing rain gutters.You remember your kid?s names, just not
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him $50.”The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your invention,the assembly line for the automobile, changed the world. As areward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven.”Ford thinks about it and says, “I
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.