Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again…2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.3. How about never? Is never good for you?4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had hitch hiked all alone, all the way from SanFrancisco to Washington. “For gods sake!” he screamed, “Someone could have attacked youand raped you!” “I wasn’t ever in no danger at all”, she said, trying to calm
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.”Well, how was the honeymoon?” asked the mother.”Oh mamma!” she exclaimed. “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!”No sooner had she spoken the words than she burst out crying. “But mamma . .
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40 to 200 Kg.OCCURRENCE:Copious quantities in all urban areas.Physical Properties:1. Surface normally covered with a painted film.2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.3. Melts if given special treatment.4. Bitter if incorrectly used.5. Found
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.