A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.After a week of this she can’t stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor’s office and
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woman.Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.”The brunette says, ”Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.”——————A blonde was having sharp pains in her side.The doctor examined her and said, ”You have acute appendicitis.”The
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I’m just not happy.” “Why
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a small boy?” she asked the salesclerk.”It’s designed to adjust the tot to live in today’s world, madam,” the shop assistant replied….”Any way he tries to put it together is wrong.”