Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he created woman first, but with three boobsGod: So now that you are here how do you feel about yourself? Eve: Well to be honest I feel alright, however I don’t think I need this center boob.God:
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker.And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper.What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?Answer: A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication in females. The pill will be called Niagra.
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.