Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:”I’M GOING FISHING”Means: “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.”IT’S A GUY THING”Means: “There is no rational thought pattern connected
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke.3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge.4. Why can’t lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? Because they can’t eat Jenny Craig with
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play a little game about what each of them thought was the fastest thing in the world.Well the first guy says, “I think a Concord Jet is the fastest thing in the world, because it can go