Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Where do the burgers go on New Year’s Eve? To a meat ball!
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to come out with a bra forover-endowed women.It’s called the “Sheep Dog Bra”…It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece. ********************************************** Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A. “Look! They spelled MACY’s wrong!” ********************************************** Q. Why
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Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.