Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want you to begin divorce proceedings,” she announced.The lawyer was aghast. When he regained his composure, he said, “Mrs. Hatcher, you and your husband have been married for over seventy years. What in the world could have
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The good news is you don’t have PMS.The bad news is – you’re a bitch!”