There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called it Harrybutt.She had a child and named in Crack.She lost Crack and couldn’t find him.So she called the police and said, ” I looked all over my Harrybutt and couldn’t find my crack!”
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not die.2. Give milk without eating grass3. Bury an eight inch bone faster than any dog!
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………. What was I thinking?””Congratulations on your wedding day!…………. Too bad no one likes your wife.””How could two people as beautiful you………… have such an uglybaby?””I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love……… After
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries. The clerk gestures with his fingers and says, “Come this way,” and heads towards the back of the store.”If I could come that way,” she tells the retreating clerk, “I wouldn’t need the batteries.”
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. 3) What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a