Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon – the veteran Pillsbury Spokesman. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, “You ain’t gonna puch me ’round no more.”
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are now, George W. Bush will be our next president. This will have a catastrophic results in our not so vital (dispensable entertainment industry). Barbara Streisand, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon, Whoopie Goldberg, Alec Baldwin – among many
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just totally sloshed. At the end of the evening they decided to take a short cut through a cow pasture after being unable to find a ride home. They became lost so split up to try and
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.