Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, “If you can read this you’re too damn close” embroidered on her panties and bra. “Yes Madame,” said the clerk. “I’m quite certain that could be done. Would you prefer block or script
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it say, on great Hawaiian singer, Don’s mail box?A: The Ho House!!!
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.
Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one!Baptists: only trouble is, they don’t hold them under long enough.A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman