In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone oestrogen.That’s why after a six pack you can’t drive.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet at the headstone and gets up, to leave when he notices another man crying his heart out, lying on one of the graves in such a way, that he breaks the other man’s heart.The sobbing goes
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give me six double vodkas.”The barman says “Wow!, you must have had one hell of a day.””Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked
An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang around long enough, an older woman will just mistake you for another one of her children and let you live at her house rent-free. Older women can afford to support you.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise