Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in the middle of the sea, waiting for someone to come. Then along comes a boat.The man on the boat asks ‘do you want any help?’ Man on the rock replies ‘no- the Lord will save me’-so
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!” “Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive.” “I also heard thatyou’ve been calling me fat?!?” “Oh NO! I just said that
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want their dish washer to match their fridge and stove.