Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you at least get the ring back !!!!
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!””Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes youlook less attractive.””I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?!?””Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change alight bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.They would sit in this
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica is a hooker, O.J. is a slicer and Bill doesn’t know what hole to put it in.
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now press the other one.”