A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for an interview. He asked her about the boys and what their names were; she sid ‘Kevin’. ‘Right’, he said, ‘what about that blond one over there?’ ‘Kevin’, she said.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does everyone call you?(_)Booger(_)Bubba(_)Junior(_)Sissy(_)Other____________Age:____ (if unsure,guess)Sex:____ M ____ F ____Not sureShoe size:____ Left ____ RightOccupation:(Check appropriate box)(_)Farmer(_)Mechanic(_)Hair Dresser(_)Unemployed(_)Dirty Politician(_)PreacherSpouse’s Name:_____________2nd Spouse’s Name:_______________3rd Spouse’s Name:_______________Lover’s Name:_______________Relationship with spouse:(Check appropriate box)(_)Sister(_)Brother(_)Aunt(_)Uncle(_)Cousin (_)Mother(_)Father(_)Son(_)Daughter(_)PetNumber of children living in the home:_____Number of
Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty blocks. Then he found outit was his grandmother.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”