Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunnette and one redhead. They were near the middle of the jungle when a rare african tribe surrounded them. The tribe said that the gods have sent them evil things and
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been Clearly Shown.So Lets All Get Together And Let Bitterness Pass,I’ll Hug Your Elephant, And You Can Kiss My ASS!!!!!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.
Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!