Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn’t hurt yourself? Yes – I was trying to get to the back of the bus.
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if she can get her hair cut. The man says “Well ma’am, I can’t cut your hair with those head-phones on. You’re going to have to take them off.” She shakes her head vigorously and replies “No,
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yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W’s.
Sam left work after a tiring day. ‘Take the bus home,’ suggested a friend. ‘My mother would only make me take it back,’ Sam said.
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The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get it?” “Well,” replies the other, “I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says ‘you can