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In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So to put an end to all the boasting Fred says to them “whip ’emout”.Fred pulls a yard stick from under the bar,at the same time a gay guywalks into the bar.Fred ask the man if there
Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we’ll pick up speed now you’re getting off!
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said “I’d like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please” so the barman took his order and the panda went to sit down. Soon a waiter brought over his meal. The panda ate it up,
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black coffee. 4. Pass gas. 5. Dress, skipping shower because “alarm didn’t work”. 6. Pass gas. 7. Log on to computer to check porn site before leaving for work. Pass gas while “enjoying” favorite site. 6. Drive
Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!