Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don’t. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Yo Mama is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady,” why is your stomach so big?”She replied, “Im having a baby.”With big eyes,he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?”She said, “He sure is.”Then the little boy
Yo mama’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!
Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, they’re stopping to let the passengers off.