Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had a pair of underpants that fitted him like a glove…..
Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch in her family tree!
Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water first?The brunette. The blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 “Split the check before we go back to my place” 35 “Just come over.” 48 “Just come over and cook.” 66 Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.