During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator to go down to the crew quarters and tell a joke or something – at least they would die
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing and singing “Tuff Enuff” by the Fabulous Thunderbirds. “That IS amazing!” says the
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty?It’s because they doesn’t know if they’ll be thirsty or not.
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals. “Listen up!” Noah said with a demanding voice. “There will be NO SEX on this trip! All of you males take off your penis and hand it in to my sons. I will sit over there
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided to offer early retirement to three of them. They called Congress and asked them to voteon a method of determining each General’s early retirementbonus. After voting Congress decided that each man would choose two points of
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it.?Hey, what’s that?? ?A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a
Teacher: “Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?” Student: “So we know when to start Christmas shopping!”