The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards. “No mis” he replied
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity.At the end of the day, the devil went to see how the man
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higherand higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from anairplane. The next day, he called home to his father to tell him thenews. “So, did
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman says, ?Geez that’s a weird dog: he’s stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn’t have a tail. I bet my rottweiler would beat the heck out of it.? 50 bucks is laid down. Out in the yard the rottweiler
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone care?
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven.St. Peter started to escort him inside, when he began to protest that his untimely death had to be some sort of mistake. “I’m